The most complicated thing about having Boy as my son is the unending science questions for which I have no answers.
Do sound waves travel faster in warm or cold air? ANSWER
I have no freaking clue! I was an ENGLISH major I took the least amount of science and math that was required of my in both high school and college. I can make you cute little heredity charts, and figure out the likelihood that a child will have blue eyes or whether a pea plant will be short or tall. I can name every tree that grows on the EIU campus; these were the types of science classes I took.
John was a painter. I am a writer. How on earth did we end up with a kid that wants to collect owl scat and study it for fun?