Arrr! Matey!

This morning I was running late. Instead of blow-drying my hair like I normally do, I just put half of it up and ran out the door. With each of my kids, my hair has gotten a little bit curlier so while not drying my hair as a teen meant lovely straight hair, as an adult I can no longer count on that.
I went to the bathroom a minute or so ago and realized my hair looked like Orlando Bloom's at the end of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, pulled straight back on top and very curly on the parts that weren't up. I was hoping, at best, for a Pam on The Office look.
Women shouldn't look like pirates, at least not like male pirates.
Avast! Whar's me hook n peg leg? I'm bound to make me hair walk the plank!