Evil Mom! Mwah-Ha-Ha-Ha!

This morning I taught Girl a brand-new, big-girl phrase and told her to make sure to tell her teachers.

I walked out of the bathroom to find Girl wearing light pink, tight shorts, a light pink top (exactly the same shade), light pink socks, and light pink shoes.

She looked like someone had dipped her in a vat of Pepto-Bismol.

The phrase:

My mommy does not endorse this outfit.