Boys Will Be Brats

My sister Meander introduced my kids to a song called "If All The Raindrops." Here is a link to the powerfully annoying Barney version. Anyhow my nephew Little D loves the song, as does Girl. Boy made up his own version. The lyrics follow.


If all the tree vines
were Reticulated Pythons
oh what a vine that would be.

I'd stay inside
with my mouth open wide
saying "AGGGHHHH!"

If all the tree vines
were Reticulated Pythons
oh what a vine that would be.

The other verses are like this:

2. If all the grass blades
were gators from the everglades
oh what a grass that would be.

3. If all the street lights
were giant evil dust mites
oh what a street that would be.

4. If all the tires
were zombies and vampires
oh what a car that would be.

5. If all the geysers
were giant mutant Tigers
oh what a geyser that would be.

6. If all the trees
were full of killer bees
oh what a tree that would be.

7. If all the wagons
were fire breathing dragons
oh what a wagon that would be.

Hey it's not perfect, but he is only 10. Let's see you make up a song.