Pool Rules . . .

. . . That My Husband and I Have Made That May Seem Odd to Those Outside My Family:

1. You must jump into the pool at least twice every time we go to the pool.
2. You must go down the slide at least twice every time we go to the pool.
3. No nipple pinching
4. You have to get you're hair wet
5. You have to run under a mushroom at least once every time we go to the pool.


Because who needs sensible rules like no running?