1. Fruity Pebbles cereal is like crack for kids.
2. Mr. Hobbitfeet will let children drink pop for breakfast if I don't watch him.
3. Apparently I'm the only person in the universe that can roll up a sleeping bag.
4. The carpet looks worse in the morning.
5. Every neighbor within a mile radius probably hates us.
6. Every other one of those parents expected to get to our house and see Mr. Hobbitfeet and my heads on stakes and the kids reverted to some Lord of the Flies type state of being.
7. I am now the proud owner of: 5 mismatched socks, one pair of dirty underpants, a t-shirt, a jacket, and (for some unknown reason) a giant rubber band
6 hours ago