Way back in 2003, a little baby girl was born; and although her parents didn't know it, she would grow to be very strange.
Very strange, indeed.
She would also grow to be very moody.
And, on the occasion of her 4th birthday, when asked what she wanted for her special, birthday dinner, she would tell her mother and father that no other dinner would do except pepperoni pizza with monkey eyes.
Happy 4th birthday, weirdo!