Sunday, April 13, 2008

Crabby-Ms.-Bitches-A-Lot!

It is snowing! It is eff-ing snowing! Four days ago I had all my windows open and was wearing shorts. Now it is snowing. I am ANGRY! GRRRRRRRR. I want sunshine. I want warmth! I want pretty blossoming dogwoods and lovely, lovely green leaves. I NEED it like a fish needs water or people need air.
Then my husband says,"Who cares, it's not like it's going to stick."
I don't care that it won't stick! It's just that little, cold, white flakes are falling from the sky in April. This is against my rules. April is supposed to be lovely for me. Does he not know me at all!?

This whinny rant has been brought to you by April snow.

2 comments:

BS said...

It isn't snowing in Northern VA but it feels like it could. Yesterday - almost 80, today - maybe, just maybe it hit 50 and they are calling for high 30's for tonight. IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE ...

La Sirena said...

As Prince says,

Sometimes it snows in April.
Sometimes I feel so bad.