Mr. Hobbitfeet: I'm not sneaking out!
Me: You're hurting her feelings! She thinks you don't love her!
Mr. H.: She's a cat. She doesn't get jealous.
Me: She just gets so sad. Maybe if she doesn't see you go out that wouldn't happen!
Mr. H.: Will you stop giving the pets human emotions!!! They don't think like that! All they think is "Feed Me," "Pet Me!"
Me: You're wrong.
Mr. H.: (Puts the dog on leash and slams out of the house)
Willow (the cat): (Jumping up on the back of the couch and looking pathetically out the window)Mwrooow! Mwrooow! Mwroooow!
Me: (muttering to self) Don't tell me the cat's not jealous.
The following are pictures of the cat watching the dog in the back yard.